You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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