yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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