The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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