People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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