Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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