How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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