On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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