No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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