Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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