You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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