YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
birth control should be required to get into college
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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