When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My pussy is not your playground.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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