Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
