Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
high people should be assigned attendants
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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