just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
do nipples grow back?
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