The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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