the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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