I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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