Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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