imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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