That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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