I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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