Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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