We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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