I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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