Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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