jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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