it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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