i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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