They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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