You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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