there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
