You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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