Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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