I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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