i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
