They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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