youre lurking in front of me
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
