i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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