My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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