I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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