He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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