It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
