Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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