Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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