Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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