You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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