you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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