would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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