So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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