You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Never joke about your clitoris.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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