I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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