What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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